A Very Wandom Wednesday
Anyone catch last night's marathon meeting? As it ran past Team Tazer's beddy-by, we had to catch it in all of its WMV glory from KCRT. Some semi-random points of interest...
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* The Tazer is simultaneously bemused and disgusted by all of the foolish parliamentary squabbling. It really seemed like there was more time spent discussing what would be discussed and when than on the topics themselves.
* Irma Anderson sure is annoying when she's interrupting people to tout her pet ballot spending increase.
* Maria Viramontes sure is annoying when she's interrupting people to tout her pet ballot tax increase.
* Fiscal irresponsibility is a recurring epidemic in Richmond. Case in point: the city council sure enjoys spending money it doesn't have in hand, and that's how multi-million dollar defecits happen
* Tom Butt and Nat Bates have a thumb on the pulse of the problem: robbing Peter to pay Paul works great for Paul.
* The pattycake of Jim & Jim was just plain silly. Jim Goins was operating in real numbers now. Jim Rogers was operating in what-ifs then. Sounds like someone isn't cut out for thinking about the future of Richmond.
* Twenty-seven speakers on Item K-1: "Support the recommendation to send the SAFE STREETS NOW! More Police & Anti-Violence Act to the November General Election ballot for consideration by the voters – Mayor Anderson (620-6503)." That's a whole lot of lumps!
* Michael Ali: very passionate on the issue. The Tazer doesn't find the same level of heat on the council. Thus, no political will to produce a solution for violent crime.
* The Tazer is intrigued by Mr. Ali's mention of Israeli response to terror. After the latest rocket strikes by Hezbollah, the terrorists were reportedly shocked by the strength and speed of the IDF counterattack. This shock was a result of softened enemy expectations.
* Thugs in Richmond have grown to expect little to no attention. Christmas in July, or "October Surprise"?
* Pastor Carlton Leonard: short-sighted, racist, classist, divisive.
* Lee Jones and Vice Mayor Maria Viramontes had a testy exchange. She tried to make him feel better about shelling out money to the city when he didn't have to. Sounds like someone likes to collect other people's money a little too much...
* Gary Bell touted personal, community, and fiscal responsibility, and made an interesting point: a mere ballot measure isn't a solution. Tazer Question: Between now and November 7th, is leadership going to take charge, or will they uphold the status quo and continue to pretend?
* The Tazer's Littlest Violin Award goes to Vice Mayor Maria Viramontes (aka: VMMV) for this tearjerker prelude to an attack on Mayor Irma Anderson: "I have lived through all of it. I raised three children in the Iron Triangle and in the Belding Woods. By choice. By choice. By choice. Let me say that again, by choice."
* Tazer Question for you, Madam Vice Mayor: What's it like being absolutely NOT DIFFERENT from the rest of us? We residents of RIchmond have it just as tough or tougher.
* VMMV cites poor growth in city income, and yet touts more burden on business. If businesses leave or don't come, property owners who would STILL be taxed STILL have to work somewhere, right?
* And now some verbal sparring, prompted by an impatient Mayor Anderson, and carried on by an equally petulant VIce Mayor Viramontes. The Tazer calls foul on them both for the sniping.
* To the "Mayor" and "Vice Mayor": Your behavior was childish, unbecoming, and petty. You should be ashamed, but you probably aren't. Heck, you got paid while throwing that temper tantrum. What should shame have to do with that?
* Richard Griffin, picking up the Tazer's Voice Of Reason Award: "This is not our money. It is the people's money."
* Tazer Question, prompted by Nat Bates: If we residents of Richmond have to live within our means, why doesn't the city of Richmond?
* Tom Butt picks up the Tazer's Truth Is Comedy Award: "This is your city, you've elected a city council up here that you deserve...I don't know why you sit these clowns up here."
* Tazer says: True, all true, all UNFORTUNATELY true.
* Tazer Trophy nominee Irma Anderson, winning the nomination and receiving the reception of the Tazer's Redundant Award for Most Prized Redundancy in a Duplicated Duplication of a Tazer Trophy Award Prize: "Now is the time for us to make a very decisive decision to decide that safety is more important than our political egos."
* To Richard Griffin: If you're not a clown, don't be mad. Leave that for the clowns.
* The Tazer invents an award for Most Snide Comment, in "honor" of the parting shot by Viramontes ahead of the vote for K-1: "It's all about the campaign. That's all that matters."
* A Tazer note: Honestly, Tazer Faithful, I can't make these things up. Well, not ALL of it...
* But seriously, to VMMV: Of course it's about the campaign! Why will Anderson be stumping with a petition in hand, and why are YOU complaining about it!?
* The Tazer's Rebirth of Slick Award goes to Bill Lindsay and the Notorious VMMV for their K-2 proposal "Resolution approving submittal of the Business License Tax to the voters at the November 7, 2006, General Election – City Manager’s Office (Bill Lindsay 620-6512)."
* Hands down -- from the definition of "Manufacturing" to include "refining/processing hydrocarbons"...to the new rate of "the greater of 1/8th of 1 percent of the values of materials used in the manufacturing process or the revised employee rate"...to the material cost being assessed at a "published price index" -- this is slicker than a barrel of Chevron's oil.
* Why not cut to chase? "Dear Chevron: Break yourself. Love, Richmond, City of Pride (in taxation) and Purpose (in spending)."
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* The Tazer is simultaneously bemused and disgusted by all of the foolish parliamentary squabbling. It really seemed like there was more time spent discussing what would be discussed and when than on the topics themselves.
* Irma Anderson sure is annoying when she's interrupting people to tout her pet ballot spending increase.
* Maria Viramontes sure is annoying when she's interrupting people to tout her pet ballot tax increase.
* Fiscal irresponsibility is a recurring epidemic in Richmond. Case in point: the city council sure enjoys spending money it doesn't have in hand, and that's how multi-million dollar defecits happen
* Tom Butt and Nat Bates have a thumb on the pulse of the problem: robbing Peter to pay Paul works great for Paul.
* The pattycake of Jim & Jim was just plain silly. Jim Goins was operating in real numbers now. Jim Rogers was operating in what-ifs then. Sounds like someone isn't cut out for thinking about the future of Richmond.
* Twenty-seven speakers on Item K-1: "Support the recommendation to send the SAFE STREETS NOW! More Police & Anti-Violence Act to the November General Election ballot for consideration by the voters – Mayor Anderson (620-6503)." That's a whole lot of lumps!
* Michael Ali: very passionate on the issue. The Tazer doesn't find the same level of heat on the council. Thus, no political will to produce a solution for violent crime.
* The Tazer is intrigued by Mr. Ali's mention of Israeli response to terror. After the latest rocket strikes by Hezbollah, the terrorists were reportedly shocked by the strength and speed of the IDF counterattack. This shock was a result of softened enemy expectations.
* Thugs in Richmond have grown to expect little to no attention. Christmas in July, or "October Surprise"?
* Pastor Carlton Leonard: short-sighted, racist, classist, divisive.
* Lee Jones and Vice Mayor Maria Viramontes had a testy exchange. She tried to make him feel better about shelling out money to the city when he didn't have to. Sounds like someone likes to collect other people's money a little too much...
* Gary Bell touted personal, community, and fiscal responsibility, and made an interesting point: a mere ballot measure isn't a solution. Tazer Question: Between now and November 7th, is leadership going to take charge, or will they uphold the status quo and continue to pretend?
* The Tazer's Littlest Violin Award goes to Vice Mayor Maria Viramontes (aka: VMMV) for this tearjerker prelude to an attack on Mayor Irma Anderson: "I have lived through all of it. I raised three children in the Iron Triangle and in the Belding Woods. By choice. By choice. By choice. Let me say that again, by choice."
* Tazer Question for you, Madam Vice Mayor: What's it like being absolutely NOT DIFFERENT from the rest of us? We residents of RIchmond have it just as tough or tougher.
* VMMV cites poor growth in city income, and yet touts more burden on business. If businesses leave or don't come, property owners who would STILL be taxed STILL have to work somewhere, right?
* And now some verbal sparring, prompted by an impatient Mayor Anderson, and carried on by an equally petulant VIce Mayor Viramontes. The Tazer calls foul on them both for the sniping.
* To the "Mayor" and "Vice Mayor": Your behavior was childish, unbecoming, and petty. You should be ashamed, but you probably aren't. Heck, you got paid while throwing that temper tantrum. What should shame have to do with that?
* Richard Griffin, picking up the Tazer's Voice Of Reason Award: "This is not our money. It is the people's money."
* Tazer Question, prompted by Nat Bates: If we residents of Richmond have to live within our means, why doesn't the city of Richmond?
* Tom Butt picks up the Tazer's Truth Is Comedy Award: "This is your city, you've elected a city council up here that you deserve...I don't know why you sit these clowns up here."
* Tazer says: True, all true, all UNFORTUNATELY true.
* Tazer Trophy nominee Irma Anderson, winning the nomination and receiving the reception of the Tazer's Redundant Award for Most Prized Redundancy in a Duplicated Duplication of a Tazer Trophy Award Prize: "Now is the time for us to make a very decisive decision to decide that safety is more important than our political egos."
* To Richard Griffin: If you're not a clown, don't be mad. Leave that for the clowns.
* The Tazer invents an award for Most Snide Comment, in "honor" of the parting shot by Viramontes ahead of the vote for K-1: "It's all about the campaign. That's all that matters."
* A Tazer note: Honestly, Tazer Faithful, I can't make these things up. Well, not ALL of it...
* But seriously, to VMMV: Of course it's about the campaign! Why will Anderson be stumping with a petition in hand, and why are YOU complaining about it!?
* The Tazer's Rebirth of Slick Award goes to Bill Lindsay and the Notorious VMMV for their K-2 proposal "Resolution approving submittal of the Business License Tax to the voters at the November 7, 2006, General Election – City Manager’s Office (Bill Lindsay 620-6512)."
* Hands down -- from the definition of "Manufacturing" to include "refining/processing hydrocarbons"...to the new rate of "the greater of 1/8th of 1 percent of the values of materials used in the manufacturing process or the revised employee rate"...to the material cost being assessed at a "published price index" -- this is slicker than a barrel of Chevron's oil.
* Why not cut to chase? "Dear Chevron: Break yourself. Love, Richmond, City of Pride (in taxation) and Purpose (in spending)."